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Jokes from Techfest 2010

     Here are some riddles created -- using pen and paper -- by children visiting our stand at Techfest in September 2010, using the same methods as The Joking Computer:

  • What do you call a twisted dog?

     
  • What do you call a sloppy syrup?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a fur with a jet?

     
  • What do you call a angry father?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a late person with December?

     
  • What do you call an obese kitten?

     
  • What do you get when you cross work with a reservoir?

     
  • What do you call a soapy dad?

     
  • What do you call a noisy mist?

     
  • What do you call a bug that is a science fair?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a fluffy thing with an i-Mac?

     
  • What do you call a boiling circle?

     
  • What do you call a reptile in a river?

     
  • What do you call a large porker?

     
  • What do you call a furry pixie?

     
  • What do you call a daft William?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a dinner with a top?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a joke with a token?

     
  • What do you call an unsober smelly animal?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a cheat with a laptop?

     
  • What do you call an animal noise that is also an astral rock?

     
  • What do you call a wibbly tummy?

     
  • What do you call a fringed flower?

     
  • What do you call a large moggy?

     
  • What do you call a circle penny?

     
  • What do you call a nasty ruler?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a roof with a task?

     
  • What do you call a ruby mattress?

     
  • What do you call a footwear punch?

     
  • What do you call a laugh mum?

     

  • What do you call a popular idiot?

     
  • What do you call a hungry notice?

     
  • What do you call a wet pooch?

     
  • What do you call a cheerful diaper?

     
  • What do you call a stinky pudding?

     
  • What do you call a happy Australian singer?

     
  • What do you get if you cross a lady with a pot of jam?

     
  • What do you call a hotel rat?

     
  • What do you call a jolly person?

     
  • What do you call a wet poodle?

     
  • What do you call a wet cat?

     
  • What do you call an unused seat?

     
  • What do you call a stinky TV?

     
  • What do you call a dream shark?

     
  • What do you call an enjoyment bottom?

     
  • What do you call a high building?

     
  • What do you call a tasty mother?

     
  • What do you call a sad repeat?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a sheep with a college?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a prize with an animal?

     
  • What do you call a cheeky ape?

     
  • What do you call sloppy syrup?

     
  • What do you call a floppy prawn?

     
  • What do you call a beach that is a relative?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a dinner with a dinosaur?

     
  • What do you call a running darling?

     
  • What do you call a scented shoe?

     
  • What do you call a bear with four legs?

     
  • What do you call a damp cat?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a pig with a berry?

     
  • What do you call a giant fruit?

     

 
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